You Are My Person Unfortunately Long Sleeve Tee | Sarcastic Valentine Shirt | Unisex Text Tee

This soft, lived-in long sleeve delivers a dry, laid-back sense of humor with effortless style. Crafted from lightweight, vintage-feel cotton, it drapes easily on the shoulders and settles in like a favorite from day one. A subtle, tongue-in-cheek message across the chest adds quiet sarcasm—perfect for those who appreciate honest, offbeat wardrobe pieces. Ideal for coffee runs, lazy mornings, or low-key nights in, this long sleeve layers cleanly under a jacket or pairs naturally with worn denim for an easy, curated look.

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams to reduce waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs slightly smaller than usual
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; others contain polyester)

Care instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, use non-chlorine bleach as needed, do not iron, and do not dry clean.