You're My Person Unfortunately Shirt | Sarcastic Long Sleeve Tee

This “You’re My Person Unfortunately” long sleeve shirt brings dry humor and sarcastic relationship energy to a clean minimalist graphic tee. Made from soft, lightweight cotton with a vintage feel, this unisex long sleeve shirt offers relaxed comfort and an easy everyday fit. The witty text design adds subtle attitude, making it perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcastic relationship humor, anti-Valentine jokes, or funny couple shirts. Great for coffee runs, casual outings, or cozy nights in, this versatile long sleeve pairs effortlessly with denim or layers under a jacket. A perfect funny Valentine’s Day gift, anniversary gift, or sarcastic present for your partner, girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams to reduce waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs slightly smaller than usual
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; others contain polyester)

Care instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, use non-chlorine bleach as needed, do not iron, and do not dry clean.