You Are My Person Unfortunately Long Sleeve Tee | Sarcastic Valentine Shirt | Unisex Text Tee

This You Are My Person Unfortunately long sleeve t-shirt delivers dry, laid-back humor with effortless style. Made from lightweight, vintage-feel cotton, this unisex long sleeve tee feels lived-in from the first wear and drapes comfortably on the shoulders. The subtle, tongue-in-cheek text adds quiet sarcasm, making it a perfect sarcastic Valentine shirt or everyday statement piece. Easy to layer under a jacket or pair with worn denim, it’s ideal for coffee runs, lazy mornings, and low-key nights in.

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams to reduce waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs slightly smaller than usual
- Color-dependent fiber blends (solid 100% cotton; others contain polyester)

Care instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, use non-chlorine bleach as needed, do not iron, and do not dry clean.